Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

     I love cooking with wine.  Sometimes I even put it in the food.

     If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all.

     Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

     I know God won't give me more than I can handle.  I just wish He
     didn't trust me so much.

     We cannot change the direction of the wind…but we can adjust 
     our sails.

     Do you believe in love at first sight…or should I walk by you 
     again?

     Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

     Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than 
     standing in a garage makes you a car.

     Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

     My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

     Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

     It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

     For every action, there is an equal and opposite government 
     program.

     If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

     A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

     Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of 
     the waist changes places.

     Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

     Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three 
     weeks before you need it.

     Experience is a wonderful thing.  It enables you to recognize a 
     mistake when you make it again.

     By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.